Kathryn Cloonan’s life goal is to win Best Original Screenplay before she turns 25 so that she can beat Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who won the Academy Award for Good Will Hunting when they were 25 and 27. Until that time, she will settle for linguistic world domination.

As a social strategist and copywriter, she has begun to take over the marketing world, infiltrating creative advertising campaigns and consumer communications with her witty wordplay. As an editor, she enforces grammatical rules and proper sentence construction as she sees fit. As a screenwriter and playwright, she hypnotizes theatergoers with emotionally impactful storytelling.

While assuming control of the written and spoken word, she balances a double life as a college student — at least, until the Spring of 2025. She’s an English and Spanish double major at Williams College in Williamstown (shocker), MA. In addition to working as an Editor at Large for her college newspaper, The Williams Record, she directs original plays and short films and proudly participates in improv comedy and a capella.